NFL ANALYTICS
FOR FOOTBALL SICKOS

Six terminal-grade NFL dashboards built on real play-by-play data. Every team, every drive, every player. No hot takes — just signal.

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32 TEAMS/ SEASONS 1999–2025/ 6 DASHBOARDS/ UPDATED WEEKLY/ NO TRACKERS

01 // THE_DASHBOARDS

built from nflverse play-by-play · hover to preview, click to open

01 DRIVE_TRACKER Every drive of every game — plays, tempo, EPA, win probability. LIVE › 02 PLAYER_CARD Scouting cards for QBs, RBs, WRs & TEs. Percentiles included. LIVE › 03 TEAM_PERFORMANCE All 32 offenses and defenses, ranked by EPA and success rate. LIVE › 04 FRANCHISE_PERFORMANCE Every franchise arc since 1999 — wins, scoring, eras. LIVE › 05 PROFESSOR'S_BANKROLL Every pick logged before kickoff. Wins and losses, in public. FREE › 06 BEAT_THE_PROFESSOR Pick winners each week. Try to out-call the model. WK_1_FREE ›

PREVIEW.SYS ● ● ●

DRIVE_TRACKER

WIN_PROB_SHIFT
DRIVE_TEMPO
EXECUTION_LOG
EPA_CHARTING

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PLAYER_CARD

MULTI_POS_SUPPORT
YOY_TRENDS
WEEKLY_SPLITS
PERCENTILE_DOTS

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TEAM_PERFORMANCE

OFF_DEF_EPA
SUCCESS_RATE
LEAGUE_RANKINGS
SITUATIONAL_SPLITS

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FRANCHISE_PERFORMANCE

HISTORICAL_TRENDS
ERA_COMPARISONS
FRANCHISE_ARCS
SINCE_1999

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PROFESSOR'S_BANKROLL

FULL_PICKS_LOG
RUNNING_P/L_CHART
ROI_BY_BET_TYPE
ALWAYS_FREE

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BEAT_THE_PROFESSOR

WEEKLY_PREDICTION_FORM
LIVE_LEADERBOARD
PROFESSOR_PICKS_INCLUDED
WEEK_1_OPEN_TO_ALL

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02 // LEARN_THE_METRICS

every stat on this site, explained in plain English

[01]WHAT IS EPA? [02]WIN PROBABILITY [03]CPOE [04]READING THE DRIVE TRACKER [→]FULL GLOSSARY

03 // TEAM_HUBS

EPA profiles, drive TD% and records for all 32 clubs

ARI ATL BAL BUF CAR CHI CIN CLE DAL DEN DET GB HOU IND JAX KC LA LAC LV MIA MIN NE NO NYG NYJ PHI PIT SEA SF TB TEN WAS

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04 // FAQ

Do I need to be a Packers fan to use this?

No. The cheddar is cosmetic — every dashboard covers all 32 NFL teams, every drive, every skill player. Green Bay just gets the accent color.

What data powers the site?

Python pipelines over public nflverse play-by-play and Next Gen Stats derivatives, refreshed weekly during the season. Raw events in, readable dashboards out.

Is this a betting site?

No. The Professor logs his own picks publicly for transparency — every one before kickoff, losses included — but nothing here is a picks service or financial advice. The dashboards exist for studying football.

What do I get when I join?

The weekly newsletter, early access to new dashboards, and a member login for tools as they roll out. Free.