NFL ANALYTICS
FOR FOOTBALL SICKOS
League-wide dashboards, player cards, and drive analytics without the sports-talk noise. Built by a Packers fan. Built for anyone who actually watches the tape.
01 // THE_SYSTEMS
DRIVE_TRACKER
The heartbeat of the offense. Track every game with a complete execution log, win probability shifts, tempo metrics, and personnel groupings per drive.
- > WIN_PROB_SHIFT
- > DRIVE_TEMPO
- > EXECUTION_LOG
- > EPA_CHARTING
PLAYER_CARD
Deep-dive scouting cards for NFL skill players. Pass, rush, and receiving splits with year-over-year context and percentile benchmarks.
- > MULTI_POS_SUPPORT
- > YOY_TRENDS
- > WEEKLY_SPLITS
- > PERCENTILE_DOTS
02 // THE_DIFFERENCE
NOT A BETTING SITE
Sick of NFL algorithms telling you who to bet on? We are too. Our dashboards are engineered for understanding the game, studying matchups, and analyzing execution. No parlays, just football.
SIGNAL OVER NOISE
We skip the engagement-bait hot takes and skip straight to the EPA shifts. Expect high-density data, smart aesthetic constraints, and metrics that actually map to what happened on the field.
LEAGUE-WIDE SICKOS
Yes, we lean Green Bay. But our ETL pipeline processes all 32 teams. Whether you are studying the Chiefs' secondary or the Bears' offensive woes, the terminal has the tape backed up by the numbers.
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03 // FAQ_DATABASE
> Do I need to be a Packers fan to use this?
Absolutely not. The site is built by a fan who watches Green Bay tape, which is why the aesthetic has a cheddar-tinted accent, but all of our data covers the entire NFL. You can track drives and players for all 32 franchises.
> What data powers the site?
We run heavy Python ETL pipelines against public NFL play-by-play data, Next Gen Stats (NGS) derivatives, and open-source models like `nflverse`. We translate raw events into structured, readable insights.
> What kinds of tools are available?
Right now, you can explore the Drive Tracker (play-by-play execution, win probability, tempo) and the Player Card (advanced scouting metrics for QBs, WRs, RBs, and TEs). More dashboards, including Franchise and Team Performance modules, are constantly deploying.
> What do subscribers get?
Subscribing gets you on the inside of the lab. You'll get write-ups on weird league trends, early access to tools we build, and data-backed observations that dive deeper than the box score.